The Ridiculous Censorship of Anne Frank

January 30, 2010

The Diary of Anne Frank is a staple in most schools’ English departments. I read it in school; it’s likely that most of you did, too. It’s just a fitting book for middle schoolers or young high schoolers to read. It is a direct source to explore young Frank’s self-discovery and thoughts as a teenager, and it’s extremely historically relevant.

There is so much that one can intellectually get out of reading Anne Frank that I have to believe that someone who complains over the book’s “sexually explicit” themes is… missing the point, to put it lightly.

The complaint was towards the unedited version of Frank’s diary — the one with all that naughty vagina talk — from a parent of a student that was reading the book as an assignment. In response to a complaint from one parent, the school district ran scared and replaced the book in their curriculum with the older edited version of the book as soon as they possibly could. Describing that as an overreaction doesn’t even begin to describe how ridiculous that is.

First of all, the quote that was apparently horrendous enough to justify pulling the book is probably the least arousing sentence you’ll ever read about a vagina:

“There are little folds of skin all over the place, you can hardly find it. The little hole underneath is so terribly small that I simply can’t imagine how a man can get in there, let alone how a whole baby can get out!” — The Diary of a Young Girl: The Definitive Edition, quote gotten from AllGov

Hardly a pornographic sentence. It makes sense. Anne is a young girl, and I would imagine that that sentence reflects the wonders and thoughts of many of the middle school girls in this school district as well.

More importantly, this kind of sheltering is a result of the worst kind of ignorance. These kids have already heard worse than that, and to think otherwise is to ignore the openness of our sexuality in modern society. I’m sure that this parent watches TV shows with their child in the room where much more than the “discussion” of sexual themes occurs — but it just couldn’t be that, because the “corruption” of their own child couldn’t possibly be their own doing. In an age where six year olds want to be “sexy” and 13 year olds are having pregnancy scares, I’m fairly certain that every preteen in America — boy or girl — has heard of a vagina, and probably can roughly estimate its appearance, too.

The Culpepper County School District in Virginia, like so many other school districts, media outlets, and parents themselves, has lost a critical opportunity. Reading Anne Frank’s own explorations into her sexuality and the more “forbidden” parts of her anatomy could be enlightening for children to read. Children have these own questions themselves, and these questions need to be answered, as the confusion that results from lacking an answer to these questions is what leads to unprotected sex at young ages and other problems that are of much greater concern than this innocent sentence about the female anatomy. We’ve all been children — we all know that if a child can’t get an answer to their questions from you, they’re going to get it elsewhere, regardless of how. Unfortunately for the children in Culpepper County, these questions may remain unanswered — instead of using the content of the book to launch a valuable lesson on sexuality and sexual self-discovery, the school has closed the curtain on the book entirely and unnecessarily shielded their students’ eyes from the “sexually explicit.”


Promises and Political Prozac

January 28, 2010

I was so busy drooling over Apple’s iPad announcement that I almost forgot about the other big event tonight. Obama’s State of the Union address certainly didn’t make me drool like Apple’s keynote did, but it had moments worthy of applause and I have more hope for 2010 now than I did before.

Obama finally broke his silence on the issue and took a stand on Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, as expected. He placed the focus back on jobs (we’ve heard that one before) and dropped some seriously radical propositions on college. (Seriously? All debts forgiven after 20 years, 10% of income to student loans? Is that even possible, much less passable? We’ll have to wait and see on that one.) He got in a few cheap shots at Republicans, which everyone can enjoy. He even called out his own party a bit, which is refreshing, since the statement that they haven’t been doing much to help the American people that elected them is absolutely true.

But will anything actually change? That remains to be seen.

All of the reforms Obama has promised us with this speech are fine and good — in fact, they’re necessities — but we have heard all of this before. Democrats had nearly half of a year with a supermajority and a willing President to change half of these promises into realities. They didn’t do it then. Who’s to say that they’re going to do it now, when Obama’s approval ratings are already threatening to go negative (or, according to some polls, already have) and Democrats are now at the mercy of a Republican filibuster? A few shout-outs and a guilt trip or two isn’t going to change the Party of No into an open-minded party that endorses bipartisanship. They booed climate change and they booed healthcare reform. Hell, they even booed small businesses. Remember John McCain’s small business ass-kissing during the campaign? The threats that Obama was going to “raise taxes on small businesses valued at more than $250,000″? They’ll even let small businesses suffocate like beached whales if it means defeating the President and the “agenda”. They aren’t about to open up.

I am still a Democrat, and I still have a small, but definitely real faith in this administration. I will keep an open mind, but it’s hard not to think that our chance at real reform was left in the toilet by Blue Dogs and Democratic in-fighting and Massachusetts flushed it down.

The generic congressional vote polls have firmly switched to favoring Republicans in 2010. 2010 needs to be the year of action, or Democrats are going to hope-and-change themselves right out of office.

I should really go back to drooling over Apple announcements; I’m getting far too pessimistic.


Taking the Charity out of Charity

January 27, 2010

Natural disasters always result in an upsurge in charitable donations and attention towards charities as a whole. The stories coming out of the countries affected, like those coming out of Haiti now from the earthquake, tend to cause people to sympathize in a way that softens their grip on their wallets. Organizations like the Red Cross have been active for anywhere from years to centuries based on this social tendency. Without something to sympathize with, people don’t tend to see the urgent need for a charitable donation.

But in recent times especially, even that has not worked so well for organizations looking for donations. Pity-seeking montages of empty shelves, barren dinner tables, and thin, sickly, poverty-stricken people on behalf of food banks and pantries across the country have been airing on CNN and your local news station ever since the “recession” washed ashore. The situation of food banks is not improving that much — people have increased their donations, and there are more can drives and the like going on in communities as a general rule, but there is still a severe food shortage.

That’s why the huge, record-breaking public reaction to Haiti’s plight is so puzzling. The Hope for Haiti telethon that took over TV a couple nights ago brought in a record-breaking $57+ million, with 83 million viewers. Texting-based campaigns (which sound like a genius move, since everyone loves texting) from charities like the Red Cross (90999) and Yéle (50555) are a runaway success, with estimates like $22 million for the Red Cross alone. What happened to the recession? What happened to “store your money away in a safe, drop that safe behind a hidden door to a pit of spikes, and don’t you dare even look at that credit card”?

Some might say President Obama happened, but there’s more to it than that. Doomsayers are not dead yet, and besides, people are going to stay conservative for a while, out of fear of a second plunge.

I think the only feasible explanation is the fact that charity this time around has made two major changes: it’s star-studded, and it’s small. Would you watch a multiple-hour telethon to raise money for a recent natural disaster if it didn’t have the likes of Beyoncé and Christina Aguilera? You might, but the average American wouldn’t. If Americans can’t sit through a 45 minute speech from their own President, they definitely can’t pay attention to Anderson Cooper for two or three whole hours no matter how many random Haitians he may be able to televise. Emotional appeals make no difference if no one’s paying attention. Putting someone’s favorite celebrity or favorite performer on a TV special and promoting it is a good way to get people’s attention — from there, you can build up sympathy as much as you need to, and you might even squeeze $10 or $20 out of Mary J. Blige’s #1 fan while you’re at it.

Unfortunately, Americans are as generally lacking in generosity as they are in attention span. The average American would scoff at the idea of giving a large donation to people they have never heard of that are practically an entire ocean away in a strange foreign country. That’s why the texting campaigns are so effective — they’re easy and they’re small. An avid texter can text “haiti” to 90999 in probably less than a second, and they’re probably not going to miss that $10 if they’re already paying $99/month for their mobile plan.

But are these things truly charitable? Is it a generous gift if you’re bribed with a minimally gyrating Shakira yodeling “I’ll Stand By You”? Probably not, but money is money and that $10 can probably go quite a long way. Charities, to be successful, seem to need to change their model — the 5 minute montages of emotionally charged disaster images don’t seem to work as well as they once might have.


The Rah Rah Recession (It Ain’t Over ‘Til It’s Over)

December 16, 2009

People love drama and people love keywords. Drama’s exciting, and a nice remedy for the monotony of a peaceful life, and keywords are easy to understand and don’t require that much thought to conceptualize. Your financial news organization of choice knows this, and used both of those concepts to make people practically gyrate with political excitation and even inspire the names of rap albums with a single word: recession.

A couple years ago, “the recession” was an impending malignant force coming to take away all of our money. Now, “the recession” is the verbal embodiment of everything that goes wrong with capitalism.

Words like these — the kinds of words that really stick in the minds of impressionable, half-informed folk — have the power to move mountains. They get people all excited in a way that numbers just can’t — well, for most people, at least — and create a false sense of knowledge. People aren’t ashamed to admit their debilitating lack of financial knowledge in a boom or a bubble, but you’ll never find more economic experts than you’ll find in a “recession”.

That’s why it’s no surprise, even though we have employment numbers now, among other things, to imply otherwise, that people just aren’t getting this “recovery” concept. Recovery is boring. Recovery isn’t dramatic — you can’t make a 5-minute montage of images showing a recovery on top of ominous, doomsaying music and air it on CNBC.

Economists are starting to say that we’re on our way to recovery, and, albeit slowly, we’re almost to the point where we can see it happening in our own lives. Banks are repaying TARP money, the stimulus was a stock market steroid — like it needed to be — and businesses are losing excuses to cut their payroll fast.

But something’s wrong. Comment sections across all the articles I’ve seen today on the economy — I’d love to see an exception to my rule — show only people lifting up their fists with rage to this new school of thought. In this strange language, “stimulus” becomes “waste of federal money”, President Obama becomes the socialist that killed the capitalist star, and — most importantly — “recovery” becomes “impending doom”.

They say the economy is a game of expectations. I hope these people (scroll down to comments) aren’t calling the shots.